77 Year Old Dolly Parton Just Dominated Her Halftime Show, Saved America, And Showed Jack Harlow How It's Done

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We're just a few hours removed from the worst performance of any art in the history of mankind by none other than Jack Harlow. It was such a bad showing that I assume his career is over. You have to imagine there were a few people watching at home who died shortly after watching that catastrophe. I have no idea how they did a rehearsal for this and he ok'd it. 

America needed a savior to get us back on track. Remind us why we're great. Give us hope. We turned to 77 year old Dolly Parton and my god did she deliver. Cowboys cheerleader outfit and all, just absolutely posterizing Jack Harlow and all that he knows. Generational performance. What a legend. 

I can't stop laughing at the differences in sets between the two. I almost want to believe Jerry saw that shit show in Detroit and ordered in another two million dollars worth of stage to make sure he'd destroy them. 

Romo was all about it while Nantz couldn't manage to look the camera in the eyes. 

Others were not hesitant in showing their appreciation. 

God Bless America and Dolly Parton. 

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