Who Put That Cocaine There? British Model in Utter Disbelief as Airport Security Discovers 3 Kilos of Blow in His Bag

"Oh my god! Wait.. is that... is that drugs? How on earth did those neatly packaged kilos of cocaine get into my suitcase?! You can tell by the look on my face that I'm just as surprised as you are. Hopefully we can find whoever is responsible for this so we can bring them to justice."

Our favorite British influencer/model Modou Adams wanted to do nothing more than take a completely normal and innocent trip to Peru to enjoy some Papas a la Huancaina, and take a few viral pictures on top of Machu Picchu in his cool moon boots. Then fly back a day later with nothing more than the clothes he arrived with. 

But somehow, someway, some dirty criminal sneaks into his luggage, carefully cuts out the insides, and stuffs 6-years in prison's worth of cocaine into his bag. Can you even imagine? Put yourself in his fashionable shoes for a second. You're sitting in a Peruvian courtroom. The judge is throwing the book at you. You're hauled off to a nightmare of a 3rd world prison where you're sleeping on a dirt bed and being stabbed for breakfast every morning. And you have no fucking idea how long you're even in there for because everything is happening in Spanish. And you're probably never getting your moon boots back. Poor kid.

Jokes aside, I wonder how often people successfully make it through customs with that much coke. It's not the 1970's anymore. Johnny Depp can't just stroll through airport security in a cool suit, big sunglasses and a designer bag stuffed with drugs. Or maybe it's easer than I thought. According to Peruvian prosecutor Lincoln Fuentes, this isn't the first time Modou Adams smuggled drugs out of the country.

BBC - Local media quoted anti-drug prosecutor Lincoln Fuentes as saying it was not the first time the model had taken drugs out of the country.  

Really should have quit while you were ahead my guy. That's something you get away with once and never do again. Although I bet the rush of going through customs with that much cocaine is awesome. You're moving through the line, knowing full well the risk you're taking. You're either minutes away from making it to the other side 300k richer, or minutes away from your life being ruined. Honestly, 300k isn't worth that. Maybe a million dollars is worth the risk of 6+ years in jail, but not 300k. That's big money, but it's not going to drastically change your life. Especially the way he lived. Do you know how expensive fancy batman sunglasses and designer ski masks are? Me neither. But I'm sure they aren't cheap.