Catching A Felony For Having 1-Ounce of Weed In Your Bedroom Closet, Which Cops Found Because You Called Them After Someone Burglarized Your Home, Is An All-Time Bad Beat
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Meth Raccoon: At What Point During an Arrest Can You Slap a Police Officer Who's Laughing in Your Face Because Your Pet Raccoon is Trying to Smoke Your Meth Pipe
Texas Weed Dealer Arrested For Stuffing Easter Eggs Full of Marijuana, Hiding Them Around Town, and Orchestrating a Weedster Egg Hunt Over Facebook to Drum Up Business
Jake Paul Said Live on Stream That Mike Tyson Had Parkinson's Leading Up to Their Fight, "Toad Cured Tyson's Parkinson's So He Could Come Back and Fight" - Now Claims He Misspoke, Was Referring to Mike Tyson's "Pain"
Kanye West Ex-Chief of Staff Milo Yiannopoulos Claims Kanye is Severely Addicted to Nitrous, All Thanks to Evil Celebrity Dentist Thomas Connelly Who Kanye is Paying $50,000 Per Month to Supply Him With Gas