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I didn't come to the internet to be frustrated.

It's no secret... I love GIFs...

Sure, pictures are great… And videos are more thorough… But there's something about a simple inappropriate GIF that I find very engaging…

I glance past sexy pics all the time, but I will rewatch a quality GIF as it loops over-and-over for hours on end…

But there's also an internet phenomenon that I don't find phenomenal in the least, and that is teaser GIFs…

People make enticing GIFs for slobs like me with the express intention of cutting them short thereby fucking with our emotions…

And sometimes religion is invoked as the reason for our cold shower…

Please don't get me wrong.  I do not need to see nudity… As a matter of fact, I am a strong proponent of "less is more" when it comes to online pornography.  But I do not like being teased. with "more" and then be given "less"…

So whoever is busy at home clipping half-naked girls that are dangling fruit that the viewer will never reach, I invite you all to go fuck yourselves…

Take a report.

-Large