WATCH: The Red River Catfight Ended Just Like The Game On The Field

Damn, that chick had absolutely no time to play around. This wasn't even a fight, it was just a good, old-fashioned ass whoopin'.

I'm assuming the woman getting her shit kicked in is a Texas fan because it's infinitely better for the narrative and the headline of this blog, but she's wearing no discernible team gear so it's difficult to tell. Regardless of who she was rooting for, she fucked with the wrong Oklahoma fan, I can tell you that much. That girl had been drinking High Noons since 6 a.m. and was pissed Texas was still even in the game in the fourth quarter. Whoever was the next person to look at her the wrong way on the concourse was getting slung to the ground by the scalp.

The smartest person in this video is the girl who saw this five-second KO go down and immediately headed for the exit. She wanted no part of even potentially being in the Sooner Slinger's way and that was absolutely the right decision.

Good call.