Artificial intelligence has finally gone too far. A bidet company has released technology that serves as a virtual assistant AI to help you while you're doing your business. They offer a variety of different modes and characters you can choose from to provide the most comfortable pooping experience possible.
Some of the various modes offered are: an AI replica of yourself, sassy black woman, gay guy, trivia host, medieval peasant, complainer, a mediocre George H. W. Bush impersonator, and more. There have been discussions of possible glitches with the bidet. It does not take seem to take criticism of its technology well. One person was shot dead by the bidet after criticizing the accuracy of the George H. W. Bush impression.
They're on sale for the low, low price of $25,000.