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A Man Who NASA And the CIA Have Studied For Years Claims He Can Summon Alien Orbs On Command With a Simple Prayer

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Aliens and UFOs have once again resurfaced in conversation this week as an intelligence officer gave sworn testimony in front of a congressional hearing. Jerry was all over the coverage as we learned that the government has been in possession of non-human biologics. Huge information! If not for our society's idiotic ways of moving through big pieces of news faster than a 1-2-3 inning in baseball, this would be the talk of the town for a long time. Instead Alix Earle hooking up with a 17 year old quickly replaced the alien news in importance. 

Quick break for those unaware of who Alix Earle is. 

The only way you can keep our attention with alien news is if we see photographic/video evidence of what they have recovered. We need legit visuals spaceships and lifeforms, and I don't mean what someone recorded in the sky on their blurry phone late at night. No, we need to see the real thing. So far the closest visual evidence we have to alien lifeforms among us on Earth is this specimen. 

But we need more! 

So how do we get more? A self proclaimed UFO expert named Ryan Bledsoe may be our answer. While 'self proclaimed UFO expert' isn't a hot start, let's give him a chance, he seems nice. This man told Jesse Waters the other night that he possesses the ability to summon alien orbs on command via prayer. Not exactly my preferred superpower, but beggars can't be choosers.  

There's one response to watching that video and it's show me what ya got, Ryan. If you claim you can summon these alien orbs on command then fucking do it right now. If this man can back up his words I think he then becomes the most important person in the world. We all laughed at Russell Casse and then he ended up being our savior. 

Why can't Ryan Bledsoe be our Russell Casse? 

It's one thing to say you were abducted by the aliens and studied on, but if you claim you can call on these orbs like this then show me the money.