Pardon My Take Just Dropped The Hottest Toy Of The Summer In The Barstool Sports Store

I am HYPED for this. 

Freeze pops, hide and seek, finding your first Playboy, and throwing one of these footballs with the whistler on it a million yards to your buddy for a touchdown. I'm pretty sure those were all the best parts of summertime during childhood and I won't hear otherwise.

That feeling when you launched one of these Football Guy Footballs down the street and you could hear the whistle getting fainter as it traveled 30 houses. And way off in the distance, on the horizon line, your buddy makes an amazing catch just as he almost gets blasted by oncoming traffic. That shit right there was livin'. That's what being a kid was all about. 

And then you took that thing to the beach and every single person wanted a toss their way. Grown ass men wave their hands in the air like they just beat their defender on a double move. The whistler sings like a siren of good times. 

Just take a little listen to this beauty as it fills the streets of New York with its sweet song.

The only thing you ever heard scream louder was your little sister when you decided it was no longer a football but now a missile whose sole mission was to destroy her head as she sat on the swings with her stupid friends. Spoils of war, little sis. Spoils of war. 

God damn I miss having the entire summer off from responsibilities and just kicking up dust with the boys. Jumping on your bikes, heading to the corner store, grabbing a Sprite and some Hot Fries, and not worrying about a thing. Well you might still have to go back to work on Monday but now the weekends can feel like summer all over again with The Football Guy Football.

Grab yourself a pack of Nooners and one of these bad boys and all of a sudden you're the cool kid on the block again.