I Begrudgingly Respect This Teenager That Kicked Himself In The Head 134 Times In One Minute

The shit you can do to get into the Guinness Book of World Records will never cease to amaze me. But to be honest, I am kind of jealous of this kid. You can have all the money in the world or be an incredible athlete. But nothing trumps being in the Guinness Book of World Records, even if it’s for kicking yourself in the head more than 100 times like a goddamn monkey. I mean what’s the difference between what this kid did and what Knicks fans put themselves through 82 times a year? First you get the Guinness World Record, then you get the power, then you get the women.