Post Malone Wants Everyone To Know He’s Not Doing Drugs, He’s Just A Dad Now (And Stopped Drinking Soda)
Post Malone is tired of people tying his recent weight loss to the result of drug use ... instead, attributing his new svelte look to performing and choosing a healthier lifestyle amid his "dad-life."
Post wrote, "I’m having a lot of fun performing, and have never felt healthier. i guess dad life kicked in and i decided to kick soda, and start eating better so i can be around for a long time for this little angel."
Post Malone isn’t on drugs! He’s just a dad now. Oh, and he cut out soda. Were people concerned that he was on drugs? I saw almost 0% discourse about that online, and I’m a fan of Post. Real fans know that he just had a kid with his fiancé, and that he’s definitely having to be there in FULL capacity for them.
For real though, if you are fat, and you want to lose weight, stop drinking soda. Soda seems to be the #1 avenue that brings you straight to Wall-E people. It rots your gut, it makes you mush, and when you stop drinking it people will be SO SHOCKED by your transformation that the only logical explanation in their brains has to be drugs.
He continued, "Next up is smokes and brews, but i like to consider myself a patient man… lol!"
Of course, Post was responding to rumors on social media suggesting he was taking illegal substances. One Twitter user stated that Post "doesn't look well" and thought that drugs might be "taking a toll on him."
Another person tweeted, "Is Post Malone on drugs? How did he lose all that weight? I’m worried."
I’m sad to think about a world where Post Malone isn’t slugging beers, but you can’t be drunk all the time with a baby! Fully on board about the cigarettes tho. He’s the kind of guy who would have a cigarette first in the morning and nothing is more disgusting than that. Pretty hype for his next album, “Sober and Skinny” !