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Last Month The Pentagon Was Warned By The Government's UFO Office Of Immediate Threats To The Safety Of US Citizens - A Special UFO Task Force Including FAA, Pentagon, And Homeland Security Experts Is Now Being Formed

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We've got a few updates regarding the unidentified objects that have been shot down across North America in the last week or so. Jerry and I blogged this over the last few days if you want a more in depth look. 

Quick TLDR to get everyone up to speed: The very first object which floated its way all across the United States before being shot out of the sky was confirmed to be a 200 foot Chinese spy balloon. Since then there have been three mystery objects which were also shot out of the sky over the course of a two day period. Pilots were seemingly flabbergasted by their ability to stay in the sky and didn't know what they were dealing with. So far nothing has been recovered from the crash sites and there is reported doubt that anything will be found per this new report. 

(CNN) The US and Canada may not be able to recover the debris of the three objects recently shot down by the military at President Joe Biden’s direction, a senior administration official said Tuesday morning, a day after the White House tried to tamp down on burgeoning conspiracies.

If it can’t be recovered, it’s going to be extremely difficult to say with great certainty what these things were,” the official said Tuesday morning.

How the fuck can't we find anything? If that's true and they're not just lying to us because what they found would shatter our reality, then this is pretty embarrassing on our end. 

Now we're getting word that last month the head of the government's UFO office (AARO) warned officials that there were immediate threats of UFOs to the citizens of our country and our military bases. Gotta feel good for this guy Sean Kirkpatrick and his team to be on top of this before shit went down. 

(source) The head of the government's UFO office warned of the 'potentially ubiquitous presence' of Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) flying over US airspace just weeks before a suspected spy balloon and three other suspicious objects were shot down by American jets.

Kirkpatrick's presentation warned of 'threats to the immediate safety of US citizens and Government facilities', and said that the military are finding unidentified anomalous phenomena 'most often in the vicinity of US military facilities and operating areas'.

All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office is the actual name of the UFO office at the Pentagon and UAP (Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena) is the new phrase for UFOs. I wonder if they changed around the abbreviations so they can hide it better in documents. Anyways, on top of the AARO, the White House has formed a new task force about the UFOs after the recent events in the sky. No big deal!

(NBC News) The Biden administration is forming an interagency group to address the recent spate of objects in the skies above North America, the White House announced Monday.

"The president, through his national security adviser, has today directed an interagency team to study the broader policy implications for detection, analysis and disposition of unidentified aerial objects that pose either safety or security risks," National Security Council spokesman John Kirby said at a White House briefing.

Pentagon, FAA, and Homeland Security officials joining forces to figure out what the hell is going on. That seems like a major move if you ask me. And today they're holding a classified meeting behind closed doors to talk about the objects. One thing I really need here is for someone to come up with a fire name for this group. We can't mess this up. 

Administration officials are expected to provide an all-senators classified briefing about the unidentified objects Tuesday morning, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said Monday. They will also get a classified briefing about China Wednesday.

Tuesday's briefing will be led by Assistant Secretary of Defense for Homeland Defense and Hemispheric Affairs Melissa G. Dalton; Director of Operations for the Joint Chiefs of Staff Lt. Gen. Douglas A. Sims II; Gen. Glen D. VanHerck, commander for North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) and U.S. Northern Command; Morgan Muir, deputy director of national intelligence; and Sean Kirkpatrick, director of the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office at the Pentagon.

So while all of that is going on we have the White House press secretary full denying any indication of aliens because…why? 

The pilots were clueless as to what they were seeing and had no idea how they were flying. We have zero wreckage from the shoot-downs and if nothing is recovered an official said we won't know "what these things were." Pentagon officials have said they're calling these things objects and not balloons for a reason. And now we've got a brand new UFO task force being formed as well as a classified briefing being held today that will have the director of AARO speaking in it. All that mystery and Karine Jean-Pierre gets up there to say it's absolutely no way any connection to aliens. 

Just a giant load of bullshit if you ask me. Maybe it's not aliens, but we have zero intel right now to rule out anything. Don't piss on my head and tell me it's not raining. That's what the US Press Secretary is doing by telling me there's no shot its aliens. Straight up baloney. 

Man I wish I could be a fly on the wall during that closed doors meeting today. I want to know everything.