By now I'm sure that most of you have seen the video of this Stars fan, who is unequivocally NOT a little boy, eat a ferociously slow right fist to the jaw during last night's game. At no point, at no point did this man end up looking a little boy and it's farcical to even consider calling him one.
But anyhoo, this fella ended up having what most of us consider to be a pretty rough night. Chances are it wasn't too unlike most of his nights. You figure a guy with that haircut who has no hesitation with throwing the n-word out there frequently finds himself in the midst of some fisticuffs. And considering the awareness levels put on display, he's most likely on the losing end of most of those fights. But this one got captured on video, so it has to be up there with one of the rougher nights he's had in a while.
Which is a shame because it seems like the night started off so well for the guy.
Don't get me wrong, it's not a shame that he got dropped. But you see that TNT cameraman coming over your way to get a shot of that mullet taking the national broadcast into commercial break? That had to be a top 3 moment in this dude's life. His burner phone was probably blowing up with his boys texting that they saw him on TV. Probably felt like a celebrity. Was already trying to figure out which blurry screenshot of the TV his boys sent him was going to be his next profile picture on Facebook. But right before he got a chance to hit save, some middle-aged man with a bunch of dad strength came looking for a reason to unleash 25 years of frustration on some pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak, and came across Trailer Park Tommy over here. The rest, as they say, is history.
But it just goes to show ya that maybe, just maybe, you should avoid getting into altercations at professional sporting events. Because had this jabroni stayed in the clear, he probably would have had a great night. Stars win, a little facetime on TNT, maybe a quick handy in the car ride back home if he's lucky. Instead, he gets little boy'd for the whole internet to see while his girl has to step in and save his life. Life comes at you fast.