The Cavs Television Broadcast Crew Buried The 0-3 Lakers And Continued To Dance On Their Grave

In the same week that the Guardians season ended courtesy of the MLB and the Browns season ended courtesy of the refs, it's nice see the Cleveland Cavaliers can still put a smile on my face via taking unnecessary shots at LeBron James and the Lakers from 2,000 miles away. 

But to be fair, the Lakers are making it so damn easy to laugh at them:

With baseball ending here soon, laughing at the Lakers may become America's new pastime. I mean, hating LeBron and the Lakers is one of the few things this country can agree on anymore, so I guess it's possible that this 0-3 start isn't because LeBron constructed a terrible team and more that he's trying to bring us together? Nevermind, he hates this country.

Meanwhile the Cavs and perhaps the greatest player in franchise history, Donovan Mitchell, are off to a 2-1 start, showing zero signs of missing "The Chosen One". And if you think that's hyperbole, tell me if LeBron's ever done this: