The Shallow Pool Was One Thing, But Now We're Diving Through Powerlines? For Real?

You see that picture above? That's a stupid picture. A screenshot I should have never been able to take. But before I play the full video for you, for context you must first watch yesterday's blog, the pool video:

My dude is jumping off 20 foot roofs into a tiny little pool, making me scared for his life. And then I log onto the world wide web today, record a great Cracking Aces podcast coming out in a little bit, and I have to see this dude jumping through god damn telephone wires? Well guess what, then you do too.

Hey Ryan Bean, I like you man, but you're crazy. I'm just a grandpa at this point, wondering when the world started to pass me by. Back in my day we played jacks down at the soda fountain, and now look at what the kids do for fun! Shit just ain't right, I tell ya. Men used to go to war when they had all this pent up energy, not dive off cliffs. 

I'll tell you what though, I've come around on Ryan Bean. I'm team Ryan Bean now. I'm watching every one of his videos because I with it was me. It's like when I used to pretend to be Jeff Hardy on my friend Troy's trampoline, I've always been envious of high fliers but I was never a good enough athlete to be able to do gymnastics-type of moves myself. So yeah, I get a little jealous that he can do this type of thing and I can't. The biggest rush I can get these days is getting an iced coffee because I know it's going to wreck my stomach and I'll be shitting my brains out for the foreseeable future. Will it be 5 or 6 or 7 shits today, let's find out! Not quite the same, but he'll get there one day. Maybe.

PS: Coulda done without the cute little toe touch taperooni on the bridge as well.