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RadioShack Is Horny Online And Has Some Recommendations About Squirters (Not Piss. It's Got Nothing To Do WIth Piss)

Goodness gracious alive. When it comes to squirting, there are basically two schools of thought. 

1. It's good. In this camp, people love squirting. They can't get enough of it. They call themselves "Squirt Squid." It's some real sicko stuff. Clem told me about it. I was blown away and not horny AT ALL. He told me there's like videos and whatnot teaching folks how to achieve the 'biggest squirt this side of the Mississip.” Some say that an upward hooking motion, similar to hooking a walleye on Lake Powell, and then pulling downward can achieve a squirt. Some videos suggest putting a towel down so that the fluids *cum* doesn't soak the mattress like Mormons at BYU after enjoying a glass of coco milk from the cafeteria. Pretty wild stuff. 

2. It's bad. It's bad because it's pee. You're just post-sex or mid-sex pissing the bed. I don't pee shame because I know that incontinence is something we should all take more seriously and be a little more sensitive about. Some adults need to wear diapers and whatnot. BIG DEAL! That's fine. Take, for instance, my friend the Diaper Dynamo. He doesn't squirt. He just pees the bed. Poops the bed too. Big dumbs. Slops his britches like steaks at Truffoni's. He also makes incredibly helpful videos. It's a condition. Simple as that. I'm glad he bringing awareness and the great content! Enjoy!

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Anyway, I think that Radio Shack is kinda right. If you like something sexually, make sure that your partner does too. You cant be married for like 4 years and say, "why doesn't that meaty mitten squirt when I give it a good thumpin humpin?" That's frankly something that you should have asked on date 2 or 3. 

That being said, I wouldn't marry someone just because they squirted their fucking brains out. You need to know about their personality, their sense of humor, their love for the fine arts, and on and on. Squirting is fucking sick (if that's what you like) but it shouldn't be the end all be all.