BREAKING NEWS: RnR Fighter Trailer Park Currently Shadow Boxing In His Steaming Hotel Bathroom - Must Lose 6LBS By 5:30PM
Hey yo, what's up everybody? It's your boy Trailer Park here. I gotta get this last minute workout in. Shadow boxing. I gotta sweat out six more pounds before 5:30 tonight, and if not I'm gonna have a new opponent. That'll mean I won't be fighting Gumby no more if I don't hit 159. I weighed in at 165. But Hell, six pounds ain't shit. I'm in the bathroom right motherfuckin' now sweatin' it out with the bathtub and the shower. But anyway, it ain't shit. Tune in tonight. Fights start at 8. I think I'm number 15 on the card right before the main events start. Your boy's gonna put on a fucking show whether he fights Gumby or some other dude that weights 170 pounds. It don't matter. It's a no name guy. So Gumby or No Name. I'm gonna put on a fuckin' show...
I showed the video to resident wrestling expert KB & asked if it was possible to lose the weight by then and he said, "Easily, you could do that in 2 hours." (Not that I don't trust him, but I found this article that said it's not unheard of for guys to lost 20lbs overnight if need be. #healthy). For someone with willpower like Trailer Park's I have no doubt he'll be able to do it. I just hope he has enough energy leftover to whoop Gumby's ass.
It's been a hell of a year for my all-time favorite RnR fighter... He got a new set of teeth & is scheduled for permanent implants all courtesy of Dave Portnoy, he had the most beautiful baby girl (born just a few days ago!!!!), he's kept up with training & has landed himself another big fight. Whoever he goes up against & whatever their size, he'll have the biggest heart in the ring. Looking forward to it.
