ALERT: "The Twins" May Be Returning To Dallas Tonight

I want it on the record this is not a smut blog, this is a little something we refer to in the biz as JOURNALISM. Gambling journalism, that is. Because what happened the last time "The Twins" were at the Stars game?

You perverts, the Stars won 2-1.

Tonight is a must-win game for Dallas, who are down 3-2 in the series to the Flames. It wouldn't shock me if the Stars are flying her in as their special guest for tonight's tilt. You gotta pull out all the stops when your season is on the line. And buddy...she has all the stops.

Just something to look out for when you're watching tonight's game. Gamble responsibly my friends.