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Lighten the Fuck Up! He Was 75 Years Old & Madly In Love With A Sexy 32-Year-Old-Woman...

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An old man was sitting on a park bench sobbing when a young man walking by stopped and asked him what was wrong. Through his tears, the old man managed to say, "I'm 75 years old and I'm madly in love with a sexy 32-year-old woman…" 

"Well, what's wrong with that?",  the young man asked. 

Still sobbing, the old man replied, "You don't understand… Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we have a quickie, after which she always makes my favorite lunch. And then, after enjoying a delicious dinner together, we make love all night long…” 

At that point, the old man broke down into tears again and was unable able to continue speaking. He just sat there, head between his hands, and wept uncontrollably… 

The young man put his arm around him and said, "I don't understand, sir, it sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying when you can be home with the love of your life?" 

The old man, looking perplexed, gazed up at the young man, gathered himself, and mumbled, "Because I can't remember where I live!"                                                                                                                                                                                                           

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968 (and riding motorcycles since 1972)