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Russian Oligarch Roman Abramovich Has Taken His Billion Dollar Super Yacht And Fled To International Waters

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Frozen assets, forced sale of your beloved EPL team, your best friend is a mass murdering psychopath...what do you do in that situation? You sail the 7 seas and drink the finest champagnes and eat sweetest meats. Roman Abramovich is essentially a modern day pirate, but he's leaving all the pillaging to his friend back home. 

His armada...pretty sick if we are being honest. Who needs land when you've got boats like this

Corruption pays off, clearly. 

Roman Abramovich could've only happened in one place at one point in history. That was Russia in the 1990s. A kid who grew up as an orphan under communism in the USSR who was living on $3000 a year selling rubber duckies leveraged his friendships to acquire the rights to Russia's oil and gas industry despite having all no money. It is an incredible story of how Russia became the Oligarch state we know today under Putin. Full dogwalk on this below