I Am Sad To Report That WhiteSoxDave, Eddie, And Carl Don't Know What Historical Fiction Is
"I am with WSD"--Carl, famous last words.
Big controversy EARLY in the draft. I rightfully drafted our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ as a fictional character to which all three of the numbskulls in studio disagreed and two of them vetoed. They said because Jesus was a real person (which there is some level of debate about) I couldn't take him as a fictional character. They said I couldn't take a person who was born to a virgin in a manger, claimed to be the son of God, performed miracles like making blind people see, and came back from the dead. None of that stuff sounds "real" to me, even if I value religion and consider myself a Catholic. Their logic is that he is a real person in history so the stories about him can't be considered fiction because "I can't prove it".
Counter Point:
There is Abraham Lincoln. A real person that ABSOLUTELY existed in history. And that is a story about him hunting vampires. Is that fiction? He's a real person. I can't prove that he DIDN'T kill any vampires. Maybe the vampires were a metaphor for slavery. I don't know. I didn't watch it because Jeff and Kenjac gave it a 57/100 which means it is "not buttered" which means I am not watching. Having said that...I don't need to be historian to tell you that Honest Abe did NOT kill or even hunt Vampires. It was a story written about him well after his death, just like the New Testament.
The three guys in studio either can't think and were failed by their respective school systems (two of which were catholic schools and the other is from the most religious town in America) OR there is a vast snake draft conspiracy to keep me down. I will admit that after this veto my entire strategy was turned upside down and it caused me to go on tilt and think too much and I ended up forgetting my personal favorite sports moment ever as a comeback
I should've had that. That is on me. But they fucked up the entire draft because they believe, by their own admission, that Abe Lincoln hunted vampires and that is not fiction.