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What A Horrendous Effort By This Kid Trying To Get The Bengals Cheerleader's Digits At The Game

This fucking guy! What an utterly horrendous attempt at getting some digits at a football game. A sporting event is already a DASTARDLY place to attempt to get some digits at due to the fact that its mainly dudes & by process of elimination most of the girls there are with their boyfriends or husbands. And then if you somehow HAPPEN to even start a conversation with a wonderful single lady you then have to do the actual deed of asking for the number. Real scary stuff, obviously. Clearly this guy didn't have it in so what the hell did he attempt to do next?

He for some reason decided to go to the goddamn CHEERLEADERS! Do you have any idea how hard it probably is to get a number from an NFL cheerleader in general let alone if you're literally at the game? Impossible. I doubt that's even a task someone like Brad Pitt can pull off. You gotta respect the ladies when they're doing their craft of cheering. And then the balls on this guy to just go with the simple drop his phone down to them as they're on the field? Gotta at least get a little more creative than that bud. 

Although you obviously miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I was very happy that our man over here was not successful with any of his shots. Maybe next time!