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Monkeys Are Murdering Dogs In India

As 2021 draws to a close, I find it fitting that a troop of monkeys is roaming the countryside of India, snatching up either puppies or small dogs, and then hurling them off of tall buildings in retaliation for one of their own being mauled by a group of bitches a couple of months ago.

And this isn't a random occurrence.  In the past month, this group of murderous simians has tossed over 250 pups to their death.

Now, if you don't care about either monkeys or dogs… Or perhaps you already hit the over of +250 canine deaths on the Barstool Sportsbook and have moved on… Just know, that as these motivated chimps are rapidly running out of hounds to hurl, they have turned their sites on trying to abduct and kill local children.

And we all know how that turns out…

(RIP, King.)

Fucking vengeful Indian monkeys… Amirite?

Take a report.

-Large