Today In WTF Japan: An Exhibit For Kids That Features A Giant Asshole And Tons Of Poop

So did Japan do it again or did Japan do it again? Every single day these goofy little bastards are in a competition to try and out-bizarro themselves. And every single day they manage to accomplish just that. I mean, what in the actual shit did we just watch there? What is going here? Nothing quite says science like walking directly into some good ol’ fashion anal.

This bizarro world is called the Karada no Fushigi Daibouken. Or for all you stupid idiots who don’t speak Japanese, the “Mysterious Great Adventure of the Body”. Now anyone who lives near Philly has probably made their way on over to the Human Body Exhibit at the Franklin Institute and admittedly, it’s pretty similar. But unfortunately, there’s no giant anime chick just sitting doggy for everyone to plow through. There’s also no giant piles of shit of kids to play around on like they’re in the sandpit.

I don’t know why but I lost it when this little bastard started to hug the shit out of that piece of shit. The goddamn Japanese, man. I love them all.

I don’t know. I’m very confused by the whole thing and I guess that’s just how Japan as a whole goes for me. When the day comes that I’m not beyond confused by the Japanese, that’s when I know I should be worried.