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Steve Sarkisian Says the Stripper Monkey Story Is Definitely Not a Distraction for Texas

You know, sometimes you don't even need to hear the answer to a question. The fact it's asked at all is enough. Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian having to answer for his special teams coach's stripper girlfriend having her monkey attack a trick-or-treater is one such question. In case you somehow mi

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Steve Sarkisian Says the Stripper Monkey Story Is Definitely Not a Distraction for Texas

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