Want To See a Baseball Get Murdered? Jorge Soler Just Left The Goddamn Building In Houston

GOOD GOD. Holy pimp job. A fucking nuke was just launched in Houston courtesy of Jorge Soler. Statcast says this went 446 feet and I have no other reaction other than to call that system a liar. We talking yards? No reason to take anything that machine says seriously moving forward. This baseball was hit out of the goddamn stadium, over the train tracks. We're talking Albert Pujols territory.

If the Braves hang on he's your MVP no questions asked.

P.S. PFT's reaction was perfection

Update: 

Dansby….