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Britney Spears Is Starting To Scare Me

Not sure what I'm more concerned with here in Ms. Spears' latest post on instagram.

The disturbing murder scene recreation photos?

Or the caption?

5:45 … she arrived … the doorman said she came home alone !!! She went to dinner with two girlfriends and had 1 drink … took a cab home but was found on the floor by her neighbor … it remains a mystery 🕵🏼‍♀️🙀😳😜 … who would do such a thing 🤷🏼‍♀️🎃 ??? She had a wonderful family and of course they were nowhere nearby !!!! Pretty lame I did this for Halloween 🎃 last night but if interpretation is coincided with opposition what are the beneficial effects of an imaginative reality ??? Is EFFORT to play it out an insult ???? Or is effort simply put … just a play ??? One might do it better but who on Earth 🌎 would do one bad 😉 ??? I mean COME ON … let’s play!!! It’s a start …. thoughts 💭 ??? Psss she broke her leg too !!! 🤷🏼‍♀️😉 Pssss no … I’m not showing my lips for an ad for lip injections in the video 😹 !!!! On a SPECIAL note 📝 Stay classy ‘Murica and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do because that’s like a WHOLE LOT y’all 😉😉 😉 !!!! Let me explain myself 🥒🥒 … I’m saying in a crazy world like we have today that it’s pretty important to stay safe !!! Like we did for Covid y’all !!!! But still have fun … I mean duh !!! It’s been 13 years for me so I’m a little rusty !!!! Ma and dad can I drive my car now 😒 😜 ??? JUST KIDDING … but seriously, can I play now ???? I just really don’t want to offend anyone though … oh but wait, what are we watching tonight on TV ??? Holy crap you guys, gotta check out @lockeandkeynetflix 🔐 … it’s pretty good 😌 !!!

What a wild ride that was.

We've got a vivid description of the "murder scene". We've got allusions to figurative interpretations using 15 dollar words I honestly didn't know were in Brit's vocabulary. And we've got her refuting claims that this was actually a disguised advertisement for lip injections. Because let's be honest, that's what you thought it was. Didn't you? Then we've got a PSA on the importance to stay safe, followed by a passive-aggressive shot at her parents, followed by a plug for a new show on Netflix "Lock and Key".

There are crazy chicks.

And then there is Britney Spears.

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