Lord have mercy on our souls.
I don't have much else to add here. I actually asked Nate, "Is it too horny if I blog this?" and he reminded me that this company was partly built on T&A. My name IS Tommy Smokes for god's sakes.
I will say it takes a lot to stop me dead in my tracks with an Instagram post. That's the result of running the Barstool Smokeshows account for 3 years. You become numb to it. I was not numb to this. I immediately screenshotted it and sent it to Glenny Balls and he bought WiFi on the plane just so he could look at it.
In all my years of the Barstool Smokeshow Halloween contests, this could be the hottest post I've ever seen. She might be the GOAT right now. Her and Emily Elizabeth are 1A and 1B.
I will grow a mullet so god damn fast.
Anyway, here's more pics of her.