Scoreboard Divorces Are SO Much Better Than Scoreboard Proposals

Max, you dog! Congrats on that divorce my guy! What better way to spend it at the Giants game with the bros? I'm over scoreboard proposals, I'm done with the guy kneeling on top of the dugout and whipping the ring out. Give me more of these, give me the divorce announcement on the big screen so the whole ballpark knows that Max is a single man again. We saw the normal breakup at the ballpark a few weeks back, but the divorce is another level. Max is no longer tied down physically or financially, he's free to spend his life however he wants it now. Doesn't have to put away the dishes, doesn't have to lift up the seat, doesn't have to argue about where to go to eat, he can spend his Wednesday nights at the yard. Freedom! I'm also wondering if maybe this is how his wife was announcing their divorce, would have been a shocking way to find out. 

This had to be the high point of the night for everyone at the game too. People probably going nuts when they read it, I hope Max stood up and waved to the crowd to acknowledge them. I'd love an in game interview with Max too, maybe find out where things went wrong, how they ended up there and his plans for the future. If he really wanted to take the announcement up a notch he would have dropped his IG handle or venmo name, gotta think about that stuff. The divorce announcement at the game on the screen is next level though, it also lets the ladies know Max is now single. You know where to find him. Nice of the Giants to let the announcement happen on the big screen too, lot of good memories for Max at that ballpark, might as well add to it. Would have been poetic justice if Max also proposed on the big screen, his life would have come full circle at that point. Happy for you Max, congrats on the divorce!