MOTHERLAND - The horrifying moment 'tornadoes' of mosquitoes blotted out the sun in a Russian region over the weekend has been captured on video.Thick, fast-moving pillars made up of millions of insects were seen on the eastern coast of Kamchatka, wreaking havoc among the locals.From a distance, pictures from the region appeared to show a cluster of tornadoes swirling dust and dirt into the air. But when filmed from within the clouds, the footage showed that the tornadoes are actually made up of millions of the unwelcome insects. 'I drove through the cloud of these mosquitoes for several hundred metres,' said Alexei, from Ust-Kamchatsk. From a distance, the swarms looked like a series of tornadoes picking up dust.
I guess it’s a good rule of thumb to never take your fists to a Russian road rage fight. You have to assume all of the handheld weapons available in GTA could be in any vehicle over there at anytime. It wouldn’t shocked me if a road-raged Commie would fight back with anything from a machete to a chainsaw to tossing a Molotiv Cocktail attached to his vodka soaked wife. So, yeah, gotta at least have a wooden stick ready to dance. Only in The Motherland.
PS - One of my favorite criminal-related stats in World history. Comically batshit.