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It's Time To Update The Fingering Power Rankings

A few years ago, I outlined what the levels of fingering were and you can hear that in the clip above. Duh. 

Now, for the most part, I stick behind his list. It's a normal list for normal situations. However, every once in a while, there is an outlier to the systematic methods of all things. Whether that be a Japanese-born pitcher who can also lead the majors in home runs or an actor turned into a successful politician like the terminator or a freak athlete that can dominate in multiple sports like Bo Jackson. 

Ladies and gentlemen, this fella is an outlier in the fingering game. 

What in the absolute fuck? How can the average fella compete with something like that? Id venture to say that you dont. You just kinda tip your cap and hope he doesnt have his eyes on your lady OR FELLA! If he does, you simply just step out of the way. It will be less messy when she shes getting all messy like when you get sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Which is a big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.

Anyway, this guy slides in at number 5 right behind finger blasting.