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Folks, We Got Padres Fans Openly Eating Boogers On National TV Right In The Middle Of Games

What the fuck dude? Have some self-awareness. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you that we don't all pick our nose. But there's an age limit when you even debate eating said booger and this man is going all out on that thing. In fact he goes back for seconds. I swore there was something wrong with the video the first time I watched it. I thought maybe he was putting a lipper in and had to scratch his nose and people were freaking out. Nope. I was dead wrong. Dude is knuckle deep in boogers. I don't mean to exaggerate, but I really think the Padres need to give the Orioles Manny Machado back now. They don't deserve him playing there with a dude swallowing boogers left and right. 

I know the joke in college sports is Pac-12 after dark because of all the weird shit we get post midnight, do we need to start using that for the NL West now too? The Padres are awesome to watch. The Giants just keep winning. The Dodgers are the Dodgers, we know all about them. The Diamondbacks, well, Luis Gonzalez was cool. Just remember if you are at a game - or really anywhere in life - you are on video. Just a safe way to go about life. Don't eat boogers when you're over the age of like 5. I think that's the limit. Unless you're double dog dared and then the age limit is 8. Just rules to live by. 

PS: Just gotta say it. Fucking gross, dude.