This Video Of A Bunch Of English Guys Brawling And Throwing A Million Chairs At Each Other Means That Hot Bloke Summer Is Officially On

When I first saw this video, it was under the premise that this was a bunch of English soccer hooligans celebrating their Euro 2020 win over Crotia this weekend. But a simple glance at the timestamp of this tweet proves that cannot possibly be true, which makes me love this scene from an ECW match even more.

Fuck the 90s were awesome

Europeans going bonkers after a game of footie is to be expected regardless of if it's win, lose, or draw. But people throwing hands chairs after a year of being stuck inside and everyone arguing about everything online tells me we are about to witness something special this summer. We are about to embark on the most incredible year of summer fights ever as the alcohol consumption rises with the temperature. Everyone instantly went from 0 to 100 and choosing nothing but violence for their fellow man. Well almost everyone. This guy with the blue hat took a million shots without retaliating, which makes me think he was just someone's French friend that mistakenly got invited to this donnybrook.

The rest of the people anywhere near this brouhaha didn't show an ounce of corona dust and were ready to go make a viral video, from the fighters to the fleeing bystanders to the cameramen ready to upload it to the internet and "Worldstar" (which was the first time I've heard Worldstar said in that glorious accent).

If the lads across the pond are already letting fists fly as the mercury rises, just wait until the Americans are getting sauced up at beaches and pool parties on this side of the pond. Content for days and blogs for weeks, which beats the hell out of the covering the Korean Baseball League (no offense to my NC Dinos, yes offense to all the teams my NC Dinos crushed on their way to a KBO championship last year).