A Woman Started Throwing Haymakers At A McDonald's Because The Employees Wouldn't Let Her Mix 3 Slushie Flavors Together
(Source)- Brian Allen’s run to get breakfast on Monday morning turned into something he never imagined. He was inside the McDonald’s at 418 W. Main Street in Ravenna, Ohio and noticed a woman upset over her order.
“I heard her ask for a slushie with all three flavors mixed into one,” Allen said. “Whereupon the manager informed her that they could not do that, and she became increasingly irritated and combative and decided that she would go behind the counter and fix her own drink.”
In a year full of senseless violence, this video must've been the most senseless. How the hell do you not allow someone to mix their own slushies at McDonald's? It's all the same corn syrup with a couple of pumps of different flavor, right? It's not like this lady is asking to use the fryer or fix the ice cream machine that is "broken". If you want a cup of brown frozen sugar water, go for it. It's not like she was crossing the streams with the Ghostbusters.
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The fact someone is even willing to pay for a slushie at McDonald's seems crazy considering it's one of the few places that actually has multiple elite options in the soda fountain. McDonald's Coke always hits different than Coke from anywhere else, which is simply a stone cold fact. McDonald's Sprite that has the strongest bubbles on the planet that will beat the everliving shit out of your tongue to the point you will never feel more alive after each thirst quenching sip. And of course, Ronnie McD just brought back what may be the best, most refreshing drink of all.
Even McDonald's milkshakes are world class and a better option to wash down your Big Mac, QPC, or McNuggets. If you buy a slushie at the Golden Arches, you should be allowed to fill it and refill it yourself as many times as you'd like with whatever slushie combo you'd like without any ride or die employees telling you to stop beating up their boss. The slushie machines at McDonald's should be like 7-Eleven on 7/11 where you can get the unlimited Slurpees in a 100 gallon garbage pail. Self serve and open to the public.
To be fair to this lady, she did say multiple times that she was ready to go to JAIL for her slushies and she did. I've never been to the clink, hence why I still call it the clink, but going to jail for a McDonald's slushie has to be the dumbest reason to end up behind bars. But as my fortune cookie said last night, if you don't stand up for something you will fall for anything. This woman realized this as she poured the ice into her cup after her first fracas which clearly led to her hulking up and throwing fists of fury one more time over a Tier 3 (at best) McDonald's drink. There is something oddly beautiful about that.
P.S. I have to shout out the cameraman for being so close to the action that I briefly forgot this was happening in real life while never getting too close or shaky. A++++ craftsmanship along with a simply fantastic "WORLDSTAR" call that took me back to a simpler time when the internet was a simpler place.