Let's Take A Moment And Admire The Single Worst Play In Soccer History By This Goalie From Haiti

Every day now I wake up and look all around to find things to blog. That counts watching a ton of soccer highlights and let me tell you. This is the worst play I've seen in quite some time, possibly ever. Why? Because he fucks up not just once, but multiple times and it's so bad that people are convinced he threw the match. I haven't seen a play like this since I played fucking U-8 soccer and that might even be a stretch. Whiffing on a kick, nutmegging yourself and stumbling a ball into your own goal. It's so pathetic but this is what we deal with in CONCACAF. This is why it's fucking bullshit Team USA didn't make the World Cup last time. Look at these dogshit countries we play and somehow couldn't qualify. I'll just never get over that in 2018. Losing to Trinidad and Tobago, failing to qualify. It was embarrassing as shit. 

But back to this individual play. Sure, we've seen own goals - hell in the Euros like 10% of the goals so far have been own goals. But nothing like this. There are bad touches. There aren't dudes completely whiffing, nearly tripping on his own feet and then chunking a ball into the net. Hitting it with your plant foot when you go to clear it is damn near impossible to do. You just don't see it. At least on the plus side Haiti got its ass kicked by Canada so it didn't completely cost them the match. But you can't tell me this didn't lead to a 3-0 loss. 

The sneaky funniest part though might be Canada celebrating. You guys didn't do anything. I get you always celebrate goals, but I laugh when it's a shit own goal like this. Like hey, congrats on being on the field and taking a 1-0 lead. Intimidation factor I guess? Big bad Canada scaring the Haitian goalie into a massive fuck up. Somehow the best and worst goal I've ever seen.