No Better Way To Get Our Day Rolling Than Watching This Hilarious Fight Involving 3 Luka Jerseys, A Car Door And A Veteran Move

I would like to lie to you guys and say I'm doing something really cool right now, but I'm not. I'm 34, trying to make sure my kid doesn't scream, it's fucking 45 degrees in Cincinnati. Can't even golf right now. Luckily my day got rolling when I saw this video. It's legit one of my favorite videos ever. There will never be a video that tops the kid running along the baseline getting drilled from the full court shot from Internet 1.0. But this is one of my favorite more recent ones. 

Let's get into the good stuff here. 

First thing I notice, multiple Luka jerseys. You can't make that up. Obviously they love Luka in Dallas. But to have 3 guys wearing 3 different Luka jerseys? Insane. Figured there'd at least be one Kristaps or Hardaway in the mix there. Maybe even a Brunson. Rocking 3 Luka jerseys? You guys gotta be on the same team here. It's the playoffs. You can't be fighting.

Getting into the fight though. Smart, smart move by regular blue jersey Luka to go with the slap and then use a car door as a weapon. Did he connect? Of course not. Look at these guys. But the intent was there. You gotta know if you have your window down and starting to talk shit that a slap is coming. Just a safe rule to live by. Always assume you'll get slapped. 

Then white jersey Luka gets out of the back seat. Need an interview with the people in the front. Need to know where their heads were at. Like there goes fucking Sean again starting shit up. Just let him go. We'll pick him up when we move 6 inches because we decided to drive to the game like fucking idiots. Big man decides to go with the Rough n Rowdy line of thinking - swing hard, tire yourself out and pray to get to the end. Like some at RnR, this is the end result: 

0 connections, 1 knock down. Ole buddy gets up only to get caught with what can be described as a not wicked hook. Catches him at least and white jersey Luka gets knocked down. But this is where we see two veteran moves. First, his buddy from the front seat in alternate Luka comes running out. 

Unbelievable ref technique. Arms fully extended, looking down like hey let's take it easy but also if you're going to fight, fucking fight. He seems like the guy you want at a bar with you. He's the type of guy who asks are you really sure you want to do this before getting your ass kicked by someone. He then drags you out of said bar. But white jersey Luka pulls a move that only one can think of who has been in this situation before. 

Checking the ground to make sure there's a bump or something to blame your fall on. You can't teach that. That's unbelievable thinking on the fly. 

Oh, just a reminder the Mavs are up 2-1. Sure you wasted a great start last night to go up 3-0, but you're winning the series. Just wait to fight.