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HAPPY TUESDAY FROM MIMI IN AUSSIEVILLE!!!!! Move over in your graves, Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy! We've got a new all-time beauty to wear the crown! The talent from Down Under can go head to head with anyone throughout history! Good on Mimi for being an absolute STUNNER! Down with Covid-19! Up with great life up there! Even DOWN UNDER!!! Go Mimi Go!
MIMI BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure everything is ok while I'm getting his PAGEVIEWS!!!
BACK TO MIMI!!!
Thank you, Mimi! Thank you!