THIS FUCKING LEAGUE: A Porn/NBA Superfan Made A Lonnnng, Thorough, And Very Serious Twitter Thread Comparing Porn Stars To NBA Players

Obligatory:

I don't know about you guys, but I am feeling extremely satisfied after going through that list. Not because it was well done, which it was. Or featured some of the most beautiful women and talented basketball players to ever grace our screens, which it did. Or because it made me scratch an itch in my loins once I was done reading, which it did. Wait, what?

I love that list because it took me back to a simpler time when Twitter was fun. It wasn't a place where people yelled about politics or tried to get anybody who disagreed with them cancelled. Instead it was a place where a nice young man could compare two sets of his favorite entertainers thoroughly, fairly and most importantly, seriously! I mean my guy even had a Jeff D. Lowe quality Photoshop made as a cover to his entire thread like an old school book report. That's the type of devotion to the smut x sports game you love to see. And that's coming from someone who got his start at Barstool by comparing AFC and NFC teams to porn stars.

Alright give it to me...

As an Old who plays the hits more time than not, I may not know who Ash Kash is or know what this Lena Paul fan scene is. To be honest, I'm kinda scared to find out about either. But I felt an emotion other than anger or outrage while reading those tweets. Well I guess I was pretty angry to hear Sara Jay blocked this absolute legend on Twitter, legitimately outraged by the Madison Ivy slander, and a little worn out from the double D entendre (Sidenote: Haha, double D). But other than that, it was nice to get a breath of fresh air and see the collection of tubes known as the internet used for good again and making #NBATwitter something other than a bunch of geeks talking about advanced analytics, line graphs, and who the GOAT is.

Can't wait until we get Part 2!