Great News: There Is A New Contender For Horniest Woman On The Internet

What a showing. For those of you who don't remember, Kourtney Kardashian was the winner of last week's "horniest woman on the internet" award after she posted the following video and IG story...

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Personally I think both of them were a bit try hard, but I get what she was doing. Lizzo, on the other hand, is an authentically horny lady which is why that video doesn't surprise me at all. She's been posting her ass for years, she's just never been this aggresive about it…

Six guys each with their own bottle of champagne. What a woman. Have a lovely Monday evening, friends. Juvenile…take it away! 

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