Guy In A Cocks Shirt Goes Hammer Town The Second He Realizes He's On TV

I love this guy. I love him specifically because he's been thinking about this moment every waking moment of his life for the last two years. Whenever the last time this man attended a sporting event, that is how long he's been playing out this scenario in his head. He's done it before. He'll fuckin' do it again. You know how I know? Because his wife wasn't remotely fazed by these antics in the slightest. Wasn't upset, wasn't laughing, wasn't embarrassed at all. Just, "There goes Gary glucking it up on ESPN again." She's washed that shirt hundreds of times. He can't get enough of this gag. He doesn't give a shit who wins this game. Doesn't care at all that Ohtani is blasting moon bombs and throwing 101 in the same inning. As long as he gets on tv and blows an imaginary dong in his COCKS shirt he's happy as a pig in shit. So shoutout Mrs. Cocks for supporting her man and his dreams. A real ride or die.