Chad Johnson With the Terry McLaurin 1500 Yard Guarantee!!!!

YES CHAD, YES!!!! 

Oh man, I LOVE the excitement right now. This is what I live for. It's like Christmas morning, except even better because Santa isn't doing my mom under the Christmas tree, Ryan Fitzpatrick is! 

The buzz when your team signs a new QB is unlike any other. It's just so fun. And it's 100x more fun with it's mf'ing Fitzmagic instead of a Case Keenum or Mitch Trubisky or someone like that. We KNOW we're going to at least have a fucking blast next season. Having a fun QB to root for makes everything so much better. And then Heinicke is backing up? WFT stonks going UP.