And I'm Hard

 

I don’t have the slightest clue as to why Miley keeps tweeting about corn.  I’m pretty sure I missed something?  But just like her Twitter avatar where she was fucking a piece of corn, I’m gonna take it as her voicing her wholehearted support for Barstool Iowa.  What else could it be?  Miley Cyrus and corn go together like cocaine and waffles.