New York Is The Best State And You're An Idiot If You Think Otherwise
ICYMI, we did a draft of 4 good states and 1 bad one on todays episode of LCB. Needless to say, I am the unanimous winner. NOTE: Coley Mick changed the headline of this blog with the express intent of getting me killed. Don't you worry, Mick Man, I can take it!
New York - When you pick New York, you get the FIST!
You get the cross bronx expressway, Fantuci's pizza, the Yankees, Giants, Jets, Mets, Rangers and Islanders baby! The LIE, My Hero in North Merrick, Bubbas burritos in Islip, Borrellis in East Meadow! You also get places north of Yonkers, but who cares about that!
Colorado - With CO, you get Denver, Aspen and Boulder. It is a very chill state that not only has the weed, but some of the most beautiful and diverse landscapes in the entire country. You also get good sports teams, skiing and just a fantastic overall atmosphere.
Washington - Washington state has the combination of the pacific ocean, no state income tax, and beautiful PNW scenery that isn't offered by literally any other state in the country. Seattle is an awesome city and they have plenty of other hoppin spots as well.
Hawaii - Hawaii as my last pick has to be the steal of the draft, right? It's literally paradise! Yea, shit is expensive there, but it's fucking Hawaii. HAWAII!
Worst State - NJ: If you didn't listen to the pod, my big gripe really comes down to roads. Every road in New Jersey not named the Turnpike is a fucking disaster. Jughandle turns, traffic circles and merges all seemingly designed with the specific intent of causing a car crash. It is INFURIATING. Also, the entrance from NY into NJ is obviously tough. The first thing you see in the state upon crossing over is a swamp, smog and then the home of the Jets. YUCK!