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Lil Uzi Vert and Grimes Plan to Get Neauralink Brain Chips So They Can Have "Knowledge Of The Gods"

I know what you're thinking. Who the fuck are Grimes and Lil Uzi Vert and why do we care?

Well to answer that, Grimes is Elon Musk's baby momma. She also looks like she stepped out of the real-life Total Recall

Lil Uzi Vert is the card-carrying Mensa member that was in the news last week for having an (allegedly) $24 Million dollar pink diamond installed into his forehead. 

I can't think of two better people to insert a smartphone chip into the brains of. Can you?

If there's anybody I want to harness the knowledge of the God's, it's two people responsible for gifting us with "Skirr Skirr"



Grimes is as ride or die as they come. You think your chick is "down"? Because she has your name tattooed below her waist? Well Grimes is on the record as saying she'll be on her man's first SpaceX shuttle to Mars as a guinea pig, "even if it means manual labor until death.” 

This Neuralink technology isn't some faraway tech of the future either. It is here now. 

Just a couple weeks ago Elon and his team unveiled a monkey they wired that can play video games using its mind.

Popular Mechanics - "We've already got a monkey with a wireless implant in their skull, and the tiny wires, who can play video games using his mind," Musk said during an all-encompassing interview with The Good Time Show, a tech show on the invite-only Clubhouse app. Listen to the full interview in the video below (the Neuralink portion starts at around the 25-minute mark).

"Can we have the monkeys play mind Pong with each other?" Musk mused. He's not an unhappy monkey, Musk continued, and you can't even see the site where the Neuralink team placed the implant in its skull, with the exception of a Mohawk-style haircut.

This shit is WILD. 

If you don't see Lil Uzi Vert's master plan playing out right in front of our faces you need to open your eyes.

First, he gets the Infinity Stone embedded in his forehead just like Vision. 

Next thing we know he'll have a super computer embedded in his brain and he'll be able to control shit with his mind. 

When him and Grimes team up to take over the world and only Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans can save us don't act surprised.