'The Challenge: Double Agents' Ep. 10 Recap & Power Rankings - What The Fuck Are People Doing This Season?
*Spoilers Obviously Ahead. Again, this is your warning*
We're going to keep these blogs going. If we can't have No Quitters (RIPIP, send all complaints on Twitter) we're going to have the blog damnit. The Challenge is too damn good of a show to not be talked about. Each Thursday I'll drop one of these recaps and power rankings so we all can argue about America's fifth sport. Maybe I'll convince the other guys from No Quitters to do a chat and we'll post the chat like it's the old podcast
Can we be honest? This episode sucked
We're in the trust tree together here, right? I consider you guys my Internet friends and like to think we can open up to each other. This episode had all the makings for a great episode. Two great challenge ideas, Devin winning and having the power and it just ended up a wet fart. I'm torn on this season. I like the concept of the skulls and rogue agents and the backstabbing, but there have been some duds of episodes.
Devin deserves every MVP, breakout star award in the world
Why do we love the Challenge? Because typically we get to see a bunch of people start fights, hook up, win money and make us laugh with dumbass trivia answers. Now our guy Devin is having a BREAKOUT year that is shades of Devin Booker in the bubble. He's consistently starting shit up with the Big Brother crew, keeping that big dumb bitch Josh on his toes and more importantly he's winning. Him and Gabby won the daily challenge despite everyone working against them and immediately made Josh nearly cry and shit his pants. Again, Josh is a big dumb bitch so any time you do that, big jump in my power rankings. He's playing the game like you should, especially if you have a small to zero alliance.
Lolo has no idea what the fuck she's doing out there, but is a great villain
Lolo should be awesome at this game simply because, you know, she's an Olympic athlete. But she's a mental midget. The exact definition of a mental midget. All she does is fight with Nam and not realize he's a literal beast - seriously he comes from some show called Beastmaster and he's the one that has won challenges and not her. She talks about how she needs to break up with Nam and it's all starting to make sense as to why she's a virgin. I can't stand when she's on TV, which is great because she's ultimately going to be a great villain .It's needed in this show. It's sort of how I felt about Cara Maria, except Cara Maria actually won.
Speaking of no what what they fuck they are doing - Gabby, what the fuck are you doing?
You know you fucked up when TJ was straight up like yo, get your ass down here because it's a female elimination and you're going to do Hall Brawl against Amber M. Now, again, this goes back to Devin being a genius. He has a skull, she doesn't. It was assumed to be a female challenge but no one really knows. I wouldn't want to go down there if I'm Devin. He does the smart thing and convinces Gabby to vote for Amber B and Darrell instead. Gabby didn't have to vote for anyone, she could have went rogue and said her self.
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Oh and one more thing - Josh is a big, dumb bitch and Nany sucks
More Devin appreciation here. All episode he put a target right on their back by saying he was voting in Josh and Nany. He wanted them to be in there but ultimately the alliance from Big Brother saved them. Why would Devin do them a favor and throw in Nany against Amber M in Hall Brawl? It's a GENIUS move that these two dummies don't understand is part of the game. Block Nany from getting a skull. I'm sure Nany will cry because Nany cries (and hooks up with rookies, which we haven't gotten this season). Nany also doesn't win, so let's not act like she deserves some shot here. If she wants a skull, nominate yourself or win a challenge and go in. Pretty simple. Not Devin's fault that Josh and Nany blew a massive lead in the daily challenge because they are idiots who can't figure out a key to a puzzle. And an obligatory Josh is a big dumb bitch, because Josh is a big dumb bitch. Even CT agrees
The producers need to step in and save an episodeLike I said, it had all the makings of a great episode. I liked the daily challenge and the elimination was a Hall Brawl. You know how awesome Hall Brawl is?
Instead we got Amber M., who I would describe as cute because small girls are cute, vs Amber B. There was zero contact. Amber M. had no idea what she was doing down there. It was so bad when we could have had Darrell vs Cory for the guys there. We can't waste a hall brawl on this sort of shit. It's the ultimate elimination and we need audibles called just to be safe. I'm begging the producers to step in like when they took the advice of No Quitters for a few seasons. We're here to help guys. Whatever, Amber B. won and kept Darrell meaning Cory is about to be on his 6th or 7th partner. Really need CT/Darrell to steal a skull from Josh.Power Rankings
Guys
9. Josh
8. Nam
7. Cory
6. Darrell
5. CT
4. Kyle
3. Devin
2. Leroy
1. Fessy
Girls
8. Big T
7. Nany
6. Lolo
5. Gabby
4. Aneesa
3. Amber B.
2. Kam
1. Kaycee
Team Rankings
Cory is a rogue agent
8. Josh/Nany
7. Nam/Lolo
6. CT/Big T
5. Devin/Gabby
4. Fessy/Aneesa
3.Darrell/Amber B.
2. Leroy/Kaycee
1. Kyle/Kam