“I used to be a lifeguard for 5 years” WATCH OUT!
Listen man, I get that this woman should be doing her job, I understand that. People who sleep through their job especially when their job is to literally save lives are selfish pricks. But let’s take a step back here. This is Gary Indiana we’re talking about. This isn’t the Copacabana or South Beach or Bondi Beach in Australia, it’s Gary Indiana. The fact that there is even a lifeguard to begin with is a tremendous upset. You’re in Gary Indiana, I can’t stress that fact enough, to be shocked with poor service in Gary Indiana is a comical lack of self awareness. You get what you pay for my man, and you paid for vacation in Gary Indiana. But still, fuck this chick.