First of all, that was awesome. If you do basically any wrestling move from my childhood I will be washed over with nostalgia and not even realize I’m watching some shitty Arena Football League highlight. My brain is simple and stupid like that and I really don’t care. Second, and most importantly, fuck Roger Goodell. The fact that teams can’t do touchdown celebrations anymore like this sucks. I want coordinated team celebrations, I want throat slashes, I want popcorn or the Joe Horn hidden phone, I want goal post dunks and dancing. Watching shit like this just reminds me of how sanctimonious Roger Goodell really has become and I hate it. Also I really really can’t wait for football to be back so I guess I lose this argument because he could eliminate touchdowns all together from the game and I’ll still watch every second of the season.