The Kid Who Just Grabbed David Ortiz's Second HR of the Night Is Obviously A Stoolie



On the day that his best friend and mentor was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame, David Ortiz has gone off at the plate, going 4-for-5 with two monster homers and 7 RBIs. Oh, and a Stoolie obviously caught his second home run up on the Monster, because they’re all over Fenway Park tonight. And not only did he end up with Papi’s home run ball, but his immediate reaction was to chug the rest of his beer. Be more of a Masshole. You can’t.

Screen Shot 2015-07-26 at 11.10.21 PMOh, and you can support Dave’s two-month long vacations to Nantucket by buying the hoodie that he’s wearing right here.