On the day that his best friend and mentor was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame, David Ortiz has gone off at the plate, going 4-for-5 with two monster homers and 7 RBIs. Oh, and a Stoolie obviously caught his second home run up on the Monster, because they’re all over Fenway Park tonight. And not only did he end up with Papi’s home run ball, but his immediate reaction was to chug the rest of his beer. Be more of a Masshole. You can’t.