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This 2015-2016 Eagles Pump Up Video Just Made Me Wetter Than Water

That doesn’t even make any sense and I don’t care. I just went from 6 to midnight with an Eagles erection that can be seen from space. We’ve got less than a week till training camp and, honestly, nothing else matters. Straight up PUMPED just to see the fresh faces in the crowd do work. Sam, DeMarco, Kiko, Byron, Matthews, the Nigerian Nitrus, Eric Rowe (who, I’m calling it now, will be one of the outright steals of this draft) – all new green blood brothers. Football season usually can’t get here fast enough and, this year, if it wasn’t for work the shore I’d gladly comatose myself and wake up Monday night vs the Falcons. Can’t freaking wait.

KNOCK KNOCK.