The Eagles Snag USC WR Nelson Agholor With The 20th Pick

WAHOOOOOOO!!!! ANOTHER PAC-12 SUPERSTAR!!! Cool story, Chip.

I mean, the Eagles needed a WR, so they got a WR. I’d rather have Maclin, but this Nigerian Nitrus (patent pending nickname) should be a stud in this offense. He’s no Mariota, obviously, and Chip still might have reached a bit (they probably tried HARD to trade down), but Agholor still should be good enough to make an impact right away for the Eagles.

#InChipWeTrustOrWhateverJustFuckingWinNow