Nick Wright's Latest NBA Player Pyramid Might Be The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

I know I shouldn't eat the trash like this, I know I'm getting trolled, but I can't help it. It worked....again. I'm confident in saying this may be the worst player pyramid I've ever seen. I get it, this is why he does it so blogs like this exist and people talk about it...

BUT COME THE FUCK ON

Let's listen to his explanation shall we?

Let's start with what I care about most, and that's the continued display of Nick Wright's Celtics hatred. I mean what are we even doing here? How is it possible that a player that made an All NBA team last year and is having an even better start this year somehow isn't a top 15 player? Why is it so hard for Nick Wright to admit he's been wrong about Jayson Tatum since....forever?

On what planet is Donovan Mitchell or Chris Paul or shit, even Paul George better than Jayson Tatum right now? You want to say Mitchell's playoff run was a factor? Well Tatum's just as good for longer. Bradley Beal is arguably one of the worst defenders in the entire league. Chris Paul is nice, but he's not All NBA nice at the moment nor is he anywhere close to being better than Jayson Tatum. How the HELL is Jamal Murray, who is down across the board this year at the same level as someone like Tatum? What planet am I on.

Then there's Jaylen. You know, the guy getting MVP votes right now. He's on the same level as........Ben Simmons or Trae Young? I'm sorry, I just can't seem to comprehend that. There is no way that Jaylen Brown right now is not a top 20 player in the NBA. He's 7th in the league in scoring with the efficiency to match. He's a two way monster. Somehow Zion is ahead of him? Why would that be exactly? I'd say conservatively that BOTH of those guys should be at least one line higher.

It's really just so pathetic. He can't bring himself to look past his Celtics hatred to admit what the entire NBA world sees. On one hand you have to respect the dedication to the bit, but on the other hand you have to acknowledge how pathetic it is.

Other wild decisions in my opinion are having Zach LaVine so low, CJ being ahead of Middleton/LaVine or KAT is confusing, Kyrie being that low is odd, he should be ahead of CP3 too. Also, I'm not totally sure Nick Wright watches the Pelicans if he can have Zion so high and Brandon Ingram so low. That makes no goddamn sense either. 

I get it, I know I should ignore this stuff but I can't. I thought I was maturing as I got older and this kinda stuff wouldn't bother me, but one look at that pyramid sent me over the edge. I will admit, I love the fact that Nick Wright still hasn't figured it out. You hate the Celts so much and want them to stink? Act like you believe in them. Put Tatum high on your list. Because as we've seen every time he's done shit like this, it's only made them stronger. It's great

So....maybe a thank you is in order? I dunno, my head is still spinning after seeing that pyramid.